1、上课就上课，上网就上网，你让我上网课什么意思。

Class on the Internet on the Internet, you let me Internet class what do you mean.

2、生活就像发朋友圈，无需强求，上帝自然会安排好看的人给你点赞。

Life is like a circle of friends, no need to force, God will naturally arrange good-looking people to praise you.



3、为什么吃火锅的时候，有小肥牛有小肥羊，就是没有小肥猪呢，因为小肥猪都围在桌边吃小肥牛和小肥羊。

Why is it that when eating hot pot, there are little fat cattle and little fat sheep, but there are no little fat pigs? Because little fat pigs are all around the table to eat little fat cattle and little fat sheep.



4、喜欢在下午更新动态，因为怕你早晚会爱上我。

I like to update the news in the afternoon, because I'm afraid you will fall in love with me sooner or later.

5、有时候挺讨厌自己的，不会说话，太过善良，没什么心眼，还这么可爱。

Sometimes I hate myself very much. I can't speak. I'm too kind and have no heart and eyes. I'm so cute.



6、日子很狗，但我不敢骂他，怕他疯狂咬我。

The day is very dog, but I dare not scold him, afraid he crazily bites me.

7、是不是美女的生活都比较坎坷，如果是这样，我认输，输得一塌糊涂。

Is the life of beautiful women more bumpy, if so, I admit defeat, lost in a mess.



8、图片仅供参考，实物以本人为准。

The picture is for reference only, and the material object is subject to me.

9、这几天没发朋友圈，主要是为了引起你们的注意，想玩欲擒故纵。

These days, I haven't sent a circle of friends, mainly to attract your attention and play hard to get.



10、这个周末想跟男朋友去看电影，请问有什么好的男朋友推荐一下的。

I want to go to the cinema with my boyfriend this weekend. Could you recommend some good boyfriend.

11、我发朋友圈一般都会屏蔽家人，不为别的，我就怕他们认不出我。

I usually block my family members in my circle of friends. I'm afraid they won't recognize me for nothing else.



12、熬夜可以预防老年痴呆，因为熬夜可以有效阻止你活到老年。

Staying up late can prevent Alzheimer's, because staying up late can effectively prevent you from living to old age.

13、你们夸美女一般都怎么夸的啊？教我一下可以吗？

How do you usually praise beautiful women? Can you teach me something?



14、人类大脑真的太神奇了，它从出生那天起每天24小时都正常运作，但只要我们参加考试，它就会立刻停止。

The human brain is really amazing. It works 24 hours a day from the day of birth, but as long as we take the exam, it will stop immediately.



15、我终于买了我人生中的第一辆车，劳斯莱斯幻觉。

I finally bought the first car in my life, the Rolls Royce illusion.

16、女孩子要稍微做点坏事，然后老天爷一生气，就跟你发个小伙。

The girl should do something bad, and then when the god gets angry, she will send a guy to you.



17、美女一般都不发自拍，但我敢。

Beauty usually doesn't shoot herself, but I dare.

18、上一次两个男人为我大打出手，是在客运站两个的哥抢生意。

The last time two men fought for me, they were fighting for business in two cabs at the passenger station.1、上课就上课，上网就上网，你让我上网课什么意思。

Class on the Internet on the Internet, you let me Internet class what do you mean.

2、生活就像发朋友圈，无需强求，上帝自然会安排好看的人给你点赞。

Life is like a circle of friends, no need to force, God will naturally arrange good-looking people to praise you.



3、为什么吃火锅的时候，有小肥牛有小肥羊，就是没有小肥猪呢，因为小肥猪都围在桌边吃小肥牛和小肥羊。

Why is it that when eating hot pot, there are little fat cattle and little fat sheep, but there are no little fat pigs? Because little fat pigs are all around the table to eat little fat cattle and little fat sheep.



4、喜欢在下午更新动态，因为怕你早晚会爱上我。

I like to update the news in the afternoon, because I'm afraid you will fall in love with me sooner or later.

5、有时候挺讨厌自己的，不会说话，太过善良，没什么心眼，还这么可爱。

Sometimes I hate myself very much. I can't speak. I'm too kind and have no heart and eyes. I'm so cute.



6、日子很狗，但我不敢骂他，怕他疯狂咬我。

The day is very dog, but I dare not scold him, afraid he crazily bites me.

7、是不是美女的生活都比较坎坷，如果是这样，我认输，输得一塌糊涂。

Is the life of beautiful women more bumpy, if so, I admit defeat, lost in a mess.



8、图片仅供参考，实物以本人为准。

The picture is for reference only, and the material object is subject to me.

9、这几天没发朋友圈，主要是为了引起你们的注意，想玩欲擒故纵。

These days, I haven't sent a circle of friends, mainly to attract your attention and play hard to get.



10、这个周末想跟男朋友去看电影，请问有什么好的男朋友推荐一下的。

I want to go to the cinema with my boyfriend this weekend. Could you recommend some good boyfriend.

11、我发朋友圈一般都会屏蔽家人，不为别的，我就怕他们认不出我。

I usually block my family members in my circle of friends. I'm afraid they won't recognize me for nothing else.



12、熬夜可以预防老年痴呆，因为熬夜可以有效阻止你活到老年。

Staying up late can prevent Alzheimer's, because staying up late can effectively prevent you from living to old age.

13、你们夸美女一般都怎么夸的啊？教我一下可以吗？

How do you usually praise beautiful women? Can you teach me something?



14、人类大脑真的太神奇了，它从出生那天起每天24小时都正常运作，但只要我们参加考试，它就会立刻停止。

The human brain is really amazing. It works 24 hours a day from the day of birth, but as long as we take the exam, it will stop immediately.



15、我终于买了我人生中的第一辆车，劳斯莱斯幻觉。

I finally bought the first car in my life, the Rolls Royce illusion.

16、女孩子要稍微做点坏事，然后老天爷一生气，就跟你发个小伙。

The girl should do something bad, and then when the god gets angry, she will send a guy to you.



17、美女一般都不发自拍，但我敢。

Beauty usually doesn't shoot herself, but I dare.

18、上一次两个男人为我大打出手，是在客运站两个的哥抢生意。

The last time two men fought for me, they were fighting for business in two cabs at the passenger station.